Wednesday, July 16, 2008

A Healthy Level of Insanity


As I was looking for something on my desk today, I came across a copy of an email I received earlier this year and read over it again. I won't list all the ways it said to maintain a healthy level of insanity, but here a few of my favorites:
  1. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In".

  2. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

  3. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I Won!, I Won!"

  4. Tell your children over dinner: "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go".

Hope these made you smile today.

1 comment:

Arizonian said...

Here’s a little something to help sort the trash: If you’re receiving emails, mainly those about politics and you’re not sure about its declaration, try going to factcheck.org or my personal favorite, truthorfiction.com